“That new girl seemed quite pleasant from afar,
But dude, she spends Friday nights at home reading,
That’s just so bizarre!”
“All the fashion sense in the world seems to have vanished,
Neon tops on faded ripped denims?
Now that’s just positively outlandish!”
“The entire world’s approach to partying is flawed,
Jumping up and down in smoky stuffy room?
That’s not fun, that’s simply odd!”
“Oh! The things that I hear,
They keep snails as pets instead of dogs!
Their culture is just queer!”
“Never have I met people so frivolous,
They pay for other people to entertain them,
Do you believe a thing so ridiculous!“
“Of the Holy GIOSGOOP they don’t know a word,
These Earthling species we’ve discovered?
I’m telling you, they’re absurd!”
“They just sit all eternity in the nucleus, resting,
We electrons shift energy levels all the time,
But ugh protons are so perplexing!“
All around, all the time
Every infinitesimality exclaims,
Everything is weird, save I.
Tldr: there isn’t one sort of weirdness, weirdness is inevitable and it isn’t such a bad thing. Embrace your weirdness, people of the world!
Colossal Curiosity 